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How to Get Rich from a Gun Ban

July 3, 2017


Liberals have been working overtime to abolish the Second Amendment and ban all guns for decades. Just in case they are successful, I have been using my skills as a former National Vice-President of a stock brokerage to show my readers how they can become extremely wealthy by investing in things that would benefit from such a ban.

Before I get to the actual recommendations, you need to understand the numbers that are the basis for my multi-million-dollar projections.

In the United States, roughly 31,000 people, or about 11 per 100,000 population, die from gunshots each year. Of those, less than a third are homicides. Most are accidents or suicides. By contrast…

1) Cars kill 36,000 yearly; about 12 per 100,000 population.
2) Doctors and nurses are responsible for 98,000 deaths each year in preventable medical malpractice. That is around 33 per 100,000.
3) Alcohol kills 100,000, also 33 per 100,000.
4) Obesity is responsible for 400,000 deaths per year, an astounding 133 per 100,000 Americans .
5) Tobacco is even worse, killing 450,000 – 150 per 100,000.
6) By far the most egregious killer is government. In the 20th century, world governments were responsible for deliberately exterminating around 260 Million of THEIR OWN CITIZENS. That’s more than were killed in all the foreign and internal wars of the world in the same time period.

So if you live in the US you are:
10% more likely to be killed by a car than a gun.
3 times more likely to be killed by a doctor than a gun.
3 times more likely to be killed by alcohol than a gun.
12 times more likely to be killed by you own body fat than a gun.
14 times more likely to be killed by tobacco than a gun.

I don’t have the statistics on gun ownership worldwide, but if you live on this planet you are far more likely to be killed by your own government than by another citizen who owns a gun.

Reviewing this using the “logic” of the left, to keep America safe, Democrats, Liberals, and Socialists (sorry for being redundant) would have to abolish the Second Amendment. If they accomplish this, they would have to do the following. (My investment recommendations follow each safety action below in parenthesis.)

1) Outlaw cars. (Bicycle sales would boom, so buy Schwinn stock.)
2) Close down hospitals. (I suggest investing in Johnson and Johnson, the leader in first aid kits.)
3) Put Prohibition in place again. (Invest in grains, because backwoods stills will boom.)
4) Pass laws that will make obesity a crime. (Invest in Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers.)
5) Pass Prohibition for tobacco products. (To benefit from this, there are a variety of “quit-smoking” companies to invest in, plus the fake cigarettes that don’t use tobacco.)
6) Abolish Governments. Most important, governments would have to abolish themselves, since they are the greatest danger to mankind. Unfortunately, I can't help with a way to invest in this. When governments fail, the markets will go with them. There will be no market to invest in. I suggest buying as much Gold as you can, so you can at least eat.

Now that I have shown you how to become wealthy beyond your dreams, I ask nothing for myself. I simply ask that you donate 10% of your millions in investment profits to organizations dedicated to the abolishment of Socialism, Liberalism, and the Democrat Party. Oh, and buy yourself a gun. You're going to need one, since the only people who will still have guns will be violent criminals.

 

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Tom Barrett is the Founder and Publisher of www.ConservativeTruth.org. He has written thousands of articles that have been republished in national newspapers and on hundreds of websites, and is a frequent guest on radio and television shows. His unique viewpoint on social, moral and political issues from a Biblical worldview have resulted in invitations to speak at churches, conferences, Money Shows, colleges, and on TV (including the 700 Club). Tom is also an expert speaker and writer on the subject of Biblical Finance, & is the Founder www.ChristianFinancialConcepts.com. 
Visit Dr. Tom Barrett's website at www.DrTom.TV

 


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